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Slapstick

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Hello ATW! My name is Matt. I’m not a dog. The beautiful girl in my profile pic is Ruby and she’s my world. I’m new to ATW, but I’ve been buying panties for over a decade (same name on PD). If we’ve worked together on PD… ummm, hi 👋

I’m a straightforward, no-nonsense buyer, but do like some friendly banter to keep the experience from feeling too transactional. My joy resides in knowing that the panties in my possession were worn by an actual human; not some panty-wearing robot.

I’m still familiarizing myself with ATW. Please don’t take offense if I don’t respond to your message. I receive A LOT. I will only reach out to a seller when I’m ready to buy. Your time is valuable. Don’t waste it on me!

About Slapstick

50 Followers  -  4 Following  -  10 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 8 months ago

Profile Visits: 7196


What I'm looking for

Panties Thongs Socks Photo Sets Video Clips


Payment Methods

CashApp


Photos 10 images


Latest Activity

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Crotchless panties are like censored porn to a panty sniffer. Just sayin’

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Added a new photo > This is an ad for a pair of panties I purchased 8 years ago 😳 I feel like sellers are vastly undercharging for their panties these days. To me, worn panties are much more than just a “used” or “dirty” item; they allow me to experience a woman in a uniquely intimate way. I understand that the market is far more saturated than it was when I first stumbled into this kinky corner of the internet, but the average price of panties hasn’t budged at all, while the price of everything else (including shipping) has skyrocketed in the last 5 years. For the longest time (up until maybe 2019) I did not tip on my panty orders. My thinking was that sellers set their own prices, so a tip was unnecessary. But this was wrong. The truth is that prices are dictated by the market. It would be difficult to sell a pair at a base rate (24 hours) for $40+ when so many sellers are offering the same service for under $30 (sometimes with multiple days of wear). Buyers, if you have the financial means to do so, please consider tipping sellers who do a fantastic job.


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Added a new photo > Congratulations to @MiaQuinn for becoming the first official winner of Pantyopoly. Who will be next?


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Added a new photo > If you haven’t played Pantyopoly yet, you don’t know what you’re missing!


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Added a new photo > The game show that you didn’t ask for, but secretly wanted.


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Added a new photo > Life has been kicking my a** and I haven’t been too active on here lately. I’ll be back on the hunt soon!


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Added a new photo > You can rest assured that your panties will be going to a loving home. I cherish every pair… they’re like family to me.


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Added a new photo > Yes, I was being serious! For @SweetHoneyRoseXo



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Song Challenge #2! Be the first to guess the song correctly and I’ll send you 25 KinkCoins. Please reply to this post with your answers. (Note: This challenge is only open to sellers.)

1. 🦋🔫
2. 🤏🤥🤥🤥
3. 🥇🪏
4. 📆📆📆📆📆📆📆📆
5. ♠️♥️♣️♦️😁

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A tip for panty sellers: Wrap the gusset in saran wrap before vacuum sealing or bagging the panties. This prevents cross contamination of those scented “zones.”

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Movie Challenge #12! Be the first to guess the movie correctly and I’ll send you 25 KinkCoins. Please reply to this post with your answers. (Note: This challenge is only open to sellers.)

1. 🪧👽🪧
2. ⚓️🌫️ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
3. ❤️🪨
4. 👨🏿👨🏿💅💄👗👡👩‍🦳👩‍🦳
5. 😀🏒⛳️

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Movie Challenge #11! Be the first to guess the movie correctly and I’ll send you 25 KinkCoins. Please reply to this post with your answers. (Note: This challenge is only open to sellers.)

1. 🏠 ⬅️ 🏠 🏠 🏠🏠
2. 🤰👴🏻👨🏻👦🏻👶🏻💀
3. 🕷️😱
4. 👊💵 💵 💵
5. 🖼️🏎️🌧️

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