Certified sock sniffer. If it’s been worn, I want it. Fresh out of the gym? Even better. Laundry day? My Christmas. While others chase dreams, I chase the scent of yesterday’s footsteps. I don’t just love
dirty socks—I worship them. Stains? Stories. Holes? Character. Odor? Divine. I’ve been banned from three laundromats and ghosted by two podiatrists, but I remain unashamed. My heart (and nose) belong to the filthiest soles.
$Cashapp$ is my preferred payment method 🤍
Returning buyer 🤍 not my first time here and won’t be the last!!