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✋️ No, i likely won't buy from you, so don't send me sales pitches 💰

👩 😈 Too many sellers and drama not worth the time or energy to deal with.

Nowadays i only buy from sellers I've worked with before...with few exceptions here and there 😊 😃

Yes, i have been here before. 😱

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Über DragonBound

7 Follower - 3 Folgen - 4 Abzeichen

Geschlecht: männlich" bedeutet

Alter: 21-25

Beigetreten: vor 4 Tagen

Profilbesuche: 520

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I hate when I'm scrolling and i accidentally click someones profile pic causing it to go to their profile.

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I hate how more and more apps are demanding you share location and wont work properly unless you turn it on.

You just can't have any privacy these days.

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If you lost your job and had applied to a porn casting audition called: "Papa Smurfs been a naughty boy" and you got to the audition and found you had to dress up as Santa Clause and bust through a door and yell: "Ho Ho Ho, Papa Smurf, you've been a naughty boy! Prepape to have your stocking stuffed." Then had to chase papa smurf around the room and try to tackle him to the floor and say" Now i got you, and guess what? Sanata's all out of lube" before proceeding to anal fist him, would you

I'm not stuffing no damn stockings! I'll find a different job To hell with the pay, this sounds like fun. Where do i sign up? Its either me or him who has to suffer and i value myself more. His anus is going to be prolapsed by the time I'm done with it I miss the old days when porn was normal.

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vor 16 Std.

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Last one today: If you were on a date and a homeless guy who looked like Hagrid, from Harry Potter, came up ro.the restaurant window and began rubbing his ball sack all over it and then preceeded to penetrate himself with a warty cucumber, would you

Blame your date for this happening and break up with them because you're so offended you'll probably not sleep tonight Demand your meal be free because Hagrid the pervert has ruined your appetite but still try to get some free desserts to take home with you Tell your date to go give him $20 and thank him for the show because the date was kind of boring before this happened Go outside and ask them out. You only live once so you may never get the chance to have such random excitement ever again.

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vor 17 Std.

2 | 11

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If you were shrunken to 3" tall and placed in a 3 way tube by someone who is holding a hot lighter underneath it to burn you if you dont move and each tube end is inserted into an anus, which anus would you choose to enter?

The anus of Opray Winfrey Your dads anus Ronald Mcdonalds anus Screw you, I'll just accept being burned alive instead. Its the better choice

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vor 18 Std.

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If you were a hitchhiker and 4 different vehicles all stopped, which car would you get into?

The truck driven by Jason Vorhees The Pimp mobile driven by Freddy Krueger The ferarri drive by Chuckie the doll The batmobile that Michael Myers stole from Batman, and has his decapitated head hanging as an ornament on the rear view mirror

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vor 18 Std.

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If you were a nurse and were inspecting a female patients crotch and she queefed causing tons of discharge that was slimey and sticky like boogers, to fly all over your face and in your mouth, would you

Ewwwwwwwwww So gross I don't care if i get fired, she's getting punchd in the freaking face+ I would calm myself and accept accidents happen No job pays me enough for that shi.t

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vor 18 Std.

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Last one before i sleep: if you were on a gameshow called" Whose anus is it" whose anus do you think you'd be able to have the best chance to identify

Elton John's Donald Trump Barney the purple dinosaur Katy Perry

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vor 1 Tg.

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If you walked into an unlocked bathroom and saw 3 men in a tub, who were singing: "Rub a dub dub, we're 3 men in a tub" would you

Close the door and pretend you saw nothing Ask if you can join them because you have always dreamed of this moment Ask your weed dealer what the hell he laced your grass with to cause you to see such a hallucination Bust out a strapon and say: "Rub a dub dub, time to take mommys stub" "

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vor 1 Tg.

0 | 6

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For 1 million dollars would you eat a cum fart out of your best friends ass (creampie farted out after anal)

Ewww wtf For 1 million and some antibiotics, I'm ready for this! Does it have to include the fart? Or can i just stick my tongue in and lick it up Everyday we stray further and further away from God

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vor 1 Tg.

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No one is afraid of the dark. You're really just afraid you're not alone in the dark.

vor 1 Tg.

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My original life goal was to earn 1 million dollars by age 30 so i could go to Japan, and pay 1,000 japanese women $1,000 each to po.op on my face.

Sadly, we don't always get what we want in life.

vor 1 Tg.

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The amount of sellers who complain buyers don't read their bios and message asking for stuff they don't offer but simultaneously ignore my bio and message with sales pitches which my bio clearly says not to do in addition to saying that nowadays i only buy from sellers i worked with before. O.o

Poor reading compression on both sides of the aisles, i guess.

vor 2 Tg.

1 | 15

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If you found a genie lamp and rubbed it and an old man came out of it and told you you get 3 wishes but each wish requires you to lick his butthole before each wish, would you

Toss that geasers salad because i want my wishes Do it once and use my 1st wish to wish i didn't have to do that for my next 2 wishes Say forget it and sell the genie lamp online instead I've done worse, bring it on!

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vor 3 Tg.

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Hat ein neues Foto hinzugefügt > The Oscar statue on my stores trash can. I love him!

vor 3 Tg.

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People like comforting lies rather than the truth
Its why everyone wants Mr Rogers as their neighbor but not Oscar the Grouch.
Oscar is just too real

vor 3 Tg.

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Regular buyers: Pay for panties and pussy pics.
Meanwhile I'm out here offering to pay to see someone shove a straw up their butt and fart through it into a glass of milk, so it makes bubbles.

We are not the same! Lol

vor 3 Tg.

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People alway talk about how they want to be a lawyer, a cop, a nurse, a doctor, an actor etc but no one ever talks about wanting to take over the world and be an evil dictator or to become the 1st person to eat 10,000 asses.

I feel like people aren't aiming high enough with their life goals these days.

vor 3 Tg.

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Beigetreten All Things Worn als Käufer. Warum nicht hallo sagen?

vor 4 Tg.

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