ATW, I give you my poetry-writing debut and entry into the
@StellasSultryStash @RosiePeach acrostic competition!
Wish me luck! 😂🤣
Read this acrostic and see if you relate too,
Over a year ago I, bored, joined ATW,
Sucked in by intrigue and things worn by sellers,
I scrolled the feed, saw endless ass, and got transfixed on Stella's!
Eager to imagine her sat on my face,
And distracted from work by thoughts of how she might taste,
Not just did I buy a thong from her listings,
"Do squats in it, deep lunges, masturbate, I want it dripping!"
Sat at the window waiting eagerly for Royal Mail,
"This guy better hurry up, I'm worried my thong will go stale!"
Eventually it gets here in an unassuming parcel,
Little does the postman know, im gonna go wank myself a new arsehole!
Long story short I've got burns from the friction,
A thong off the web might have become a mild addiction,
Scrolling her page to see what other perverse things i can buy,
I discovered this pinned post, Rosie's ass too? Im gonna die!
Two asses now consume all my thoughts whilst I work,
Only an idiot would pay me, im just imagining butts twerk!
Now im putting all my energy into writing this acrostic,
My goal is for two thongs, to everything else im agnostic!
You're reading this poem so you must have kinks too,
Follow Rosie and Stella and give them a view,
Attracted first by their asses and wanting a bite,
Conversations have been great, they're funny and polite,
End of the poem as I need to go to my stupid job, but if you've read this far, thank you, genuinely means a lot 🫡