Shame I can’t leave zero stars, biggest loser I’ve come across. What a waste of time, not worthy to lick any floor.

Loser, one star is too kind, I’d give him none.
You’re worth nothing….

Absolutely pathetic. Not even worth 1 star. He’d be lucky to be given the opportunity to lick the floor.

More of a window licker then a floor licker, brainless and a poor excuse for a man…
But he paid so il love him anyway x

Wasting my time even giving 1 star doesn’t deserve it. Disappointed is an understatement

If I could give less than 1 star I really would. Can’t believe I’m even wasting the energy to type this, but here we are. I’m done now, I’ve spent far too long on this page all ready.

Oh dear, one star is too many. Disappointed doesn’t even come close, I’m frustrated that I’m having to waste my time and put effort into putting anything here at all.
Not worth my time I’m afraid

If I could give zero stars, I would — but apparently even disappointment gets a participation trophy. I came in with expectations so low they could limbo under a coffee table, and somehow they still managed to trip over them. 10/10 do not recommend, unless your idea of fun is regretting your life choices in real time

Consider this your one-star moment. Completely underwhelming, utterly forgettable, and not worth a second thought. Don’t expect me to be kind

If I could give a 10* review I would. Love collaborating with him! Worth the time! He’s a gem. Don’t take him for granted, not many like him around!🥰🥰